Texas Tech Defensive Coordinator Resigns
Wait, you mean they actually have a defensive coordinator? Bad joke, moving along ...
But seriously, he just left the team. Coach Mike Leach threw his defense under the bus after Saturday's 49-45 loss to Oklahoma State, questioning their manhood.
Defensively, the entire first half, we got hit in the mouth and acted like someone took our lunch money, and all we wanted to do is have pouty expressions on our face until somebody dobbed our little tears off and made us [expletive] feel better. Then we go out there and try harder once our mommies told us we were OK. Neither one of those things is acceptable.
As is fan protocol, websites were swiftly established demanding the head of defensive coordinator Lyle Setencich.
Mission: accomplished.






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